Friday, February 24, 2012

Funny Facebook Status Message

Men have feelings too. They can feel hungry!

I prefer the movie than reality. Reality doesn't have a background music.

Status message visible only to paid friends. Upgrade your level.

Procedure of going to bed: close Facebook, close laptop, brush your teeth, put on your PJ, go to bed, take your phone, check Facebook...

Why I like Facebook? I can read other people's fights.

Why is difficult to make a website about woman drivers? It keeps crashing!

Mom I love you so much but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.

Facebook is land of cheaters. All are faithful on their wall but cheating in their Inbox.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we don't have mutual friends so I'll delete you.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Fancy Facebook Art

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