Funny Facebook Status Message

Men have feelings too. They can feel hungry!

I prefer the movie than reality. Reality doesn't have a background music.

Status message visible only to paid friends. Upgrade your level.

Procedure of going to bed: close Facebook, close laptop, brush your teeth, put on your PJ, go to bed, take your phone, check Facebook...

Why I like Facebook? I can read other people's fights.

Why is difficult to make a website about woman drivers? It keeps crashing!

Mom I love you so much but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.

Facebook is land of cheaters. All are faithful on their wall but cheating in their Inbox.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we don't have mutual friends so I'll delete you.

Fancy Facebook Art

Banner Man:
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.—oOO– (_)—–.
╔═════════════════╗
║     Type your text here      ║
╚═════════════════╝
‘———————-oOO
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………. || ||
……. ooO Ooo

Sword:

…………..(___)
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./\____/\__/—-\__/\_____/\
.\____\_°_¤ —- ¤_°_/____/
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Banner:

╔═.♥.══════╗

  -Your text here-

╚══════.♥.═╝

Mahatma Gandhi Quotes 2

 

Facebook Valentine's Ascii Art

Happy Valentine's Day:
╔╗╔╗─────────╔╗─╔╗─────────╔╗╔╗────╔╦═╗╔══╗
║╚╝╠═╗╔═╦═╦╦╗║╚╦╝╠═╗╔╗╔═╦═╦╣╚╬╬═╦╦═╣║═╣╚╗╗╠═╗╔╦╗
║╔╗║╬╚╣╬║╬║║║╚╗║╔╣╬╚╣╚╣╩╣║║║╔╣║║║║╩╬╬═║╔╩╝║╬╚╣║║
╚╝╚╩══╣╔╣╔╬╗║─╚═╝╚══╩═╩═╩╩═╩═╩╩╩═╩═╝╚═╝╚══╩══╬╗║
──────╚╝╚╝╚═╝────────────────────────────────╚═╝

|♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥\||____
| Love Truck |||""'|""\__,_
| _____________ ||__|__|__|)♥
...|(@)@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**|(@)

Gun: 
 ….._\____________________,,__
…./ `–│││││││││———————] ░▒▓▓█D♥
…/==o ____________________
…..),—.(_(__) /
….// (\) ),——
…//___//
../`—-’ / …
./____ / …

Music: 
__________¶¶♥
__________¶¶¶¶
__________¶¶¶¶¶
_________¶¶__¶¶
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_________¶¶_¶¶¶
_____¶¶¶¶ ¶¶__¶¶
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 Volume:
 ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄
Min- - - - - - - - - - - -♥Max

Chess board:
▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░
░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓
▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░
░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓
▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░
░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓
▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░
░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓

Welcome:
╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗♥
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═╝

Peace:
▒▒▒▒▒████████▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒███▒▒██▒▒███▒▒▒
▒▒██▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒██▒▒
▒██▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒██▒
▒██▒▒▒▒████▒▒▒▒██▒
▒██▒▒▒██████▒▒▒██▒
▒▒██▒██▒██▒██▒██▒▒
▒▒▒███▒▒██▒▒███▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒████████▒▒▒▒▒

I love you:
╔══╗╔╗
╚╣╠╝║║
─║║─║║╔══╦╗╔╦══╗╔╗─╔╦══╦╗╔╗
─║║─║║║╔╗║╚╝║║═╣║║─║║╔╗║║║║
╔╣╠╗║╚╣╚╝╠╗╔╣║═╣║╚═╝║╚╝║╚╝║
╚══╝╚═╩══╝╚╝╚══╝╚═╗╔╩══╩══╝
────────────────╔═╝║
────────────────╚══╝

I hate you:
╔══╗╔╗────╔╗
╚╣╠╝║║───╔╝╚╗
─║║─║╚═╦═╩╗╔╬══╗╔╗─╔╦══╦╗╔╗
─║║─║╔╗║╔╗║║║║═╣║║─║║╔╗║║║║
╔╣╠╗║║║║╔╗║╚╣║═╣║╚═╝║╚╝║╚╝║
╚══╝╚╝╚╩╝╚╩═╩══╝╚═╗╔╩══╩══╝
────────────────╔═╝║
────────────────╚══╝

Peace:
╔═══╗
║╔═╗║
║╚═╝╠══╦══╦══╦══╗
║╔══╣║═╣╔╗║╔═╣║═╣
║║──║║═╣╔╗║╚═╣║═╣
╚╝──╚══╩╝╚╩══╩══╝

Hugs:
╔╗─╔╗
║║─║║
║╚═╝╠╗╔╦══╦══╗
║╔═╗║║║║╔╗║══╣
║║─║║╚╝║╚╝╠══║
╚╝─╚╩══╩═╗╠══╝
───────╔═╝║
───────╚══╝
╔╗╔╗───╔═╗
║╚╝╠╦╦═╣═╣
║╔╗║║║╬╠═║
╚╝╚╩═╬╗╠═╝
─────╚═╝

Pass the heart to all you love:
_____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxx
___xxx pass xxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx
___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
___xxxxxxx the xxxxxx heart xxxxxxx
____xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_____xxxxxxxxxx to xxxxxxxxxxxxx
______xxxxxxxxxxxxxx all xxxxxx
_______xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
________xxxxxxx you xxxxxxx
__________xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
____________xx love xxx
______________xxxxx
_______________xxx
________________x

Love:

░░╔═╗░╔════╦═╗╔═╦══╗░░ 

░░║░║░║░╔╗░║░║║░║░═╣░░ 

░░║░╚═╣░╚╝░║░╚╝░║░═╣░░ 

░░╚═══╩════╩════╩══╝░░

Facebook ASCII Art

Ladder:
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬
╬═╬

I love you:
╔══╗
╚╗╔╝
╔╝(¯`v´¯)
╚══`.¸.You
╔ღ═╗╔╗
╚╗╔╝║║ღ═╦╦╦═ღ
╔╝╚╗ღ╚╣║║║║╠╣
╚═ღ╝╚═╩═╩ღ╩═╝You

Happy Birthday:
   ╔╗─╔╗
✄║║─║║
✄║╚═╝╠══╦══╦══╦╗─╔╗
✄║╔═╗║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║║─║║
✄║║─║║╔╗║╚╝║╚╝║╚═╝║
✄╚╝─╚╩╝╚╣╔═╣╔═╩═╗╔╝
✄───────║║─║║─╔═╝║
✄───────╚╝─╚╝─╚══╝
✄╔══╗───╔╗╔╗───╔╗──────╔╗
✄║╔╗║──╔╝╚╣║───║║──────║║
✄║╚╝╚╦╦╩╗╔╣╚═╦═╝╠══╦╗─╔╣║
✄║╔═╗╠╣╔╣║║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║║─║╠╝
✄║╚═╝║║║║╚╣║║║╚╝║╔╗║╚═╝╠╗
✄╚═══╩╩╝╚═╩╝╚╩══╩╝╚╩═╗╔╩╝
✄──────────────────╔═╝║
✄──────────────────╚══╝

╔╦╗────────╔═╦╗─╔╗╔╗─╔╗───♥ ♥
║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║╬╠╬╦╣╚╣╚╦╝╠═╦╦╣♥
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║╬║║╔╣╔╣║║╬║╬║║╠♥
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║╚═╩╩╝╚═╩╩╩═╩╩╬╗╠♥
♥───╚╝╚╝╚═╝─────────────╚═╝

Hello:
╔╗╔╗╔═╗╔╗╔╗╔══╗
║╚╝║║╚╣║║║║║╔╗║
║╔╗║║╔╣║╚╣╚╣╚╝║
╩╩╩╩╩═╩╩═╩═╩══╩

iPod:
╔══╗♫ *♥´”)
║██║ ¸.•´¸♥.•*´¨)♥ ¸.•*¨) ♫ ♪
║(O)║ (♥¸.•´ (¸♥.• ♫ ♪
╚══╝

Face:
⓿⏝⓿⎠  ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Loading bar:
25%  ███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒       40%  █████▒▒▒▒▒

60%  ██████▒▒▒▒        90%  █████████▒


Weed:
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_____000000000__0_0_0_000000000______
_________0000000000000000____________
______________000_0_0000_____________
____________00000_0__00000___________
___________00_____0______00__________


100 dollar bill:
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Radio:
♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

Chocolate:
╔╦╦╦╦╦╦╦╦╦╦╦╦╗
╠╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╣
╚╩╩╩╩╩╩╩╩╩╩╩╩╝

Buddha Quotes

Mahatma Gandhi Quotes

 

 

 

Shapes Made Of Symbols

iPod:
╔═══╗ ♪
║███║ ♫ ♪
║ (●) ♫  ♫
╚═══╝♪♪ ♫

Radio:
♫ ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ♪

Band Aid:
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )

Happy Birthday:
╔♫╗────────╔═╦╗─♫╗╔╗─╔╗─♫ ─
║╩╠═╦═╦═╦╦╗║╚╠╬╦╣╚╣╚╦╝╠═╦╦╗
║╦║╬║╬║╬║║║║╔║║╔╣╔╣║║╬║╬║║║
╚╩╩╩╣╔╣╔╬╗║♫═╩╩╝╚═╩╩╩═╩╩╬╗║
────♫╝╚╝╚═╝─────────────╚═♫

Electrocardiogram:
√v^√v^√♥ v^√ v^√

Rabbit:
(\_/)
(0.0)
(><)
(\_/)
(°.°)
c(”)(”)

Love:
▀██▀─▄███▄─▀██─██▀██▀▀▀█
─██─███─███─██─██─██▄█
─██─▀██▄██▀─▀█▄█▀─██▀█
▄██▄▄█▀▀▀─────▀──▄██▄▄▄█

Verified profile:
©Copyrighted & Original l®
█║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌║▌║
Officially Verified by FBSM

I love you:
╔╗╔╗─────────────
║║║╠═╦╦╦═╗╔╦╦═╦╦╗
║║║║╬║║║╩╣║║║╬║║║
╚╝╚╩═╩═╩═╝╠╗╠═╩═╝
──────────╚═╝────

Heart:
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Facebook Status Message Symbols

▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ █ Facebook Status Message █ ▆ ▅ ▃ ▂

★·.·´¯`·.·★ Type your status message ★·.·´¯`·.·★

•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸¤  Your Facebook Status Message   ¤¸¸.•´¯`•¸¸.•

۩•♥•♥•♥ ☜ Your status message here ☞ ♥•♥•♥•♥•۩

۩๑۞๑.ø¤º°`°๑۩ Your status message ۩๑ø¤º°`°๑.۞๑۩

¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥• Type your status message here •♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸

☜♥☞ ♥•♥ Type your status message here ♥•♥ ☜♥☞

☆● ☆● ☆● Here goes your status message ●☆● ☆● ☆

๑۩۞۩๑۞๑ Type your status message here ๑۞๑۩۞۩๑

Zodiac Symbols

♈ - Aries
♉ - Taurus
♊ - Gemini
♋ - Cancer
♌ - Leo
♍ - Virgo
♎ - Libra
♏ - Scorpio
♐ - Sagittarius
♑ - Capricorn
♒ - Aquarius
♓ - Pisces 

Facebook symbols

Hearts:
❤ ❥ ♡ ♥ ღ ɞ  

Peace:
✌ ☮  

Flowers:
❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ✽ ❃ ❋
Smiles:
☹ ☺ ☻ ヅ ツ ッ シ  

Faces:
❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ ✾◕ ‿ ◕✾ ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀  

Butterflies:
εїз Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ ƸӜƷ  

Music:
♭ ♮ ♯ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬  

Snowflakes:
❅ ❇ ❈ ❄ ❆  ⋆ ✢ ✣✺ ✻ ✤ ✥ ❋ ✼ ❉ 

Religion:
☯ ✡☨ ✞ ✝☥ ☦ ☧ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭☨ ☦ ✙ ✚ ✛ ✜ ✝ ✞ ✠  

Poker:
♥ ♦ ♣ ♠  

Currency:
€ £ ¥ ¢ ƒ ₩

Chess:
♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟

Weather:
☼ ☀  ⊙ ☉ ☁ ☂ ☾☽☃☄ ❄☇℃ ℉  ° ❅ ✺ ϟ

Phone:
☎ ☏ ✆

Numbers:
①②③④⑤⑥⑦⑧⑨⑩⑪⑫⑬⑭⑮⑯⑰⑱⑲⑳

Letters:
ⒶⒷⒸⒹⒺⒻⒼⒽⒾⒿⓀⓁⓂⓃⓄⓅⓆⓇⓈⓉⓊⓋⓌⓍⓎⓏ
ⓐⓑⓒⓓⓔⓕⓖⓗⓘⓙⓚⓛⓜⓝⓞⓟⓠⓡⓢⓣⓤⓥⓦⓧⓨⓩ

Hands:
☚ ☛ ☜  ☞ ☟ ☝

Checked:
✔ √  ✓☑

Trademark, copyright:
© ® ℗ ™ ℠ 

Skull:

☠

Scissors:
✃ ✄ ✁ ✂

Arrows:
➟ ➡ ← ↑➢ ➣ ➤ ↔ ↕➥ ➦ ➹ ➺➧ ➵➶ ➨➚ ➘ ➙ ➛ ↖ ↗ ➻ ➼ ➞ ➸ ➽ ♐➜ ➝ → ↓ ➲ ➳ ➳ ↠ ↡ ↢  ↣➴ ➷ ➸ ➵ ➶↞ ↟ 

Stars: 
✦ ★ ✧ ✪ ✭ ✩ ✬ ✯ ✫ ✮✡  ✰╰☆╮